Leave Something for the Archaeologists
Tel el Amarna
2004-12-20
5:18 pm
The Sisters of Catherine the Great Ask that You Cover Yourself with Lightbulb Filaments and Take Pains to Make Yourself Fully Incandescent this Evening
Happy Yule to all ye faithful - the winter comes to cleanse us of our hope, joy, and reason. And this is why we made up a holiday in which we are supposed to celebrate how happy we are, wish for joy to the world and peace on earth, and then our families give us presents.
And everyone with Seasonal Affective Disorder walks around in the cold, staring at the Christmas lights which mock them with their blinking.
Now go buy me a present.
